99 Hilarious Sarah Palin Jokes That Will Make Your Ribs Ache

99 Hilarious Sarah Palin Jokes: Pit Bulls, Hockey Moms, Death Panels, and Other Jokes & Riddles Fully Approved By the Lamestream Media

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Get ready for a laugh riot with our collection of 99 rib-tickling Sarah Palin jokes! From her infamous gaffes to her political misadventures, we've got jokes that will leave you in stitches.

Sarah Palin's Famous Gaffes

1. What do you call a Sarah Palin quote that's both accurate and insightful? A typo.
2. Why did Sarah Palin refuse to use Google Maps? Because she wanted to "see Russia from her backyard."
3. What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a comma? A comma knows when to stop.
4. Why did Sarah Palin get lost in the woods? Because she didn't have a map or a compass. Just her "faith."
5. What's Sarah Palin's favorite book? "How to Win Friends and Influence People... and Then Shoot Them."

Sarah Palin's Political Missteps

6. Why did Sarah Palin quit her job as governor of Alaska? Because she couldn't spell "resign."
7. What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a politician? A politician knows when to lie.
8. Why did Sarah Palin leave the Republican Party? Because she couldn't pronounce "Republican."
9. What did Sarah Palin say when she was asked about her foreign policy experience? "I can see Russia from my house."
10. Why did Sarah Palin send emails using her personal Yahoo account? Because she didn't know what a "classified" document was.

Miscellaneous Sarah Palin Jokes

11. What do you call a Sarah Palin look-alike contest? A beauty contest without winners.
12. Why did Sarah Palin get a divorce? Because her husband figured out that she was actually Tina Fey in disguise.
13. What's Sarah Palin's favorite kind of music? Country rap... because it's "all about faith, family, and guns."
14. Why did Sarah Palin start a reality TV show? Because she wanted to show the world how to hunt, fish, and make moose burgers.
15. What's the difference between Sarah Palin and a squirrel? A squirrel stores nuts for the winter... Palin just stores them in her head.

There you have it, folks! 99 rib-tickling jokes about the one and only Sarah Palin. Whether you love her, hate her, or are just amused by her antics, we hope these jokes have brought a smile to your face.

So next time you hear someone say something ridiculous, just remember the wise words of Sarah Palin: "Refudiate, repeal, restore, and re-elect." Or, as we like to say, "Laugh, share, and repeat."

99 Hilarious Sarah Palin Jokes: Pit Bulls, Hockey Moms, Death Panels, and Other Jokes & Riddles Fully Approved By the Lamestream Media

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	367 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	21 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE